Today, has to have been the longest day, in the history of days. It actually started last night when I realized Abe had been trying to (successfully I might add) grow fungus on his foot. Due to his attempts to be the dirtiest child in history, he almost managed to rot an entire appendage off. So after 4 hours at the PCP/hospital for xrays- we had a dx of staph infection, without foreign body intrusion. Why does my child refuse to wash his feet? Why?The rotting flesh of my son's foot just added to the specialness of the day. Today, I finished my last Prometrium pills. I am happy to account that I managed to not actually kill anyone, even though today I had a momentary lapse of judgement when I thought of running down the Boosterthon guy with my car. Have you met the Boosterthon people? Every year the kids have to sale things to raise money that is donated- for what? Not the school, I am never sure where it actually is going to. We do not participate in the Boosterthon, regardless of what the children can "win".
Today in the car pool line, as I sat there with a headache- the Boosterthon guy blared music (bad music) from the school speakers, and he danced around in circles, talking and laughing with the kids. People that happy make me want to smack them. They have to be on crack, or something. I did refrain from mowing him down.
In earlier events today, I saw in a parenthood magazine (Doctor's office waiting)that there actually is a free sperm site. A few weeks back, I wrote about what I thought a donor from a free site would be like. So for kicks, while I waited I created a profile. I posted a serious profile, you know- professional lesbian couple seeks donor for AI or shipping only. I did notice on the site that you could choose NI or natural insemination I bet. So I posted our picture together, and typed out a quick bio.
Not even 10 mins later my email inbox was flooded with donors who wanted to "help" give us the gift of life. Email 1: Donor- FSDR10066
Hey Lady! How U doin! I'm a 29 y/o white male who is interested in donating sperm. I am a proven donor, with 4 succesful natural inseminations (Ya know sex). I have donated via AI and NI in the past, however it is my personal experience that NI is most effective (ya know sex). I am offering NI donations only at this time. As I said before and because I am in healthcare NI (natural insemination) works best in mine profesional opinion. Hit me up, if you are interested.
Peace,
MagnumPI
I nearly spit out my drink at the last line.
6 comments:
That's WAY too funny.
I have never been able to figure out why guys try to "get with" lesbians. Don't they get that "lesbian" means "don't like boys"? Why would you want someone who doesn't want you? I think most of the guys on that site must be a special kind of stupid.
I know right? Men are such trolls. It's really not a hard concept-I do not like penis. Lol.
Wow. Seriously?
Hey Amber! You should add me as one of your friends on Facebook or send me your email. I cannot find your email address in my contacts. I know its nursemassey@somewhere! Yes, Casey lives in Austin. G and I will be there ASAP, but for now we have some loose ends to tie up in East TN.Do you and A ever make it to the 512 when you're in Tejas?
Hey yeah find me on FB, it will be easier to stalk you! :)
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1568259935&success=1#!/profile.php?id=1568259935
I've laughed repeatedly at this now for the past 10 minutes. I wonder if anyone has ever fallen for that?
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